This poem was written by a high-schooler.
I AM A POLYGON, BECAUSE IM AM DIFFERENT EVERYTIME. I AM A GLIDE, I JUST KIND OF FLOAT ON WITH MY DAY. I AM A TECHNO BEAT, BECAUSE I AM ALLWAYS UP FOR THE PARTY. I AM A WHITE TIGER, BECAUSE I AM VERY RARE. I AM KIDS BY MGMT, BECAUSE I AM A FUN BEAT. I AM 1, BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY 1 OF ME. I AM A READ FERRARI WITH PINK RIMS AND A FUZZY STEERING WHEEL, BECAUSE IM JUST CLASSEY LIKE THAT. I AM AN OVERSIZED BEAN BAG, BECAUSE I AM CHILL. I AM A HUGE BOX OF GOLDFISH, BECAUSE THERES ENOUGH TO GO AROUND. I AM A DIGERIDO, BEACAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND. I AM TEXAS, BECAUSE I DON’T STAY THE SAME ALL DAY. I AM THE GALAXEY, BECAUSE I AM NEVER ENDING. I AM AN OAK TREE, BECAUSE I GROW VERY TALL. I AM AFRAID OF TIGHT SPACES, BECAUSE IM WEIRD LIKE THAT. I AM HIDING THE WORD ENERGINECTIC, BECAUSE I NEVER WILL CALM DOWN
Epic fail?
