To the Twilight Freakzoids…

Oh my goodness,

I’m going to go ahead and say it. TWILIGHT IS NOT FREAKING REAL! Edward doesn’t exist. None of it exists.

Yes, I admit to have read the Twilight books. They are great books, very addicting. But, it isn’t real. All of you girls think that you love Robert Pattinson, when really, you love the character he portrays. Think about that!

Instead of falling for Edward Cullen, try to find somebody real. There are plenty of real cute guys out there. There is probably some guy that really likes you…but is frightened by your unhealthy obsession. So maybe you shouldn’t be so outward with it.

OH and while we are on the topic of Twilight…Kristen Stewart can’t act worth a crap. If you get the chance, watch the movie. Notice her acting style. If you notice, have the movie she mumbles and studders like a total moron. Isn’t Bella supposed to be smart? You will also see that Bella tries the whole effing movie to be chill and coy…mellow. K.S doesn’t actually act that way. It’s the pot! That’s enough on that topic.

We all knew the Twilight movie sucked. So get over it. Get over Edward, and lose the annoying fantasies that you might end up with a vampire. You won’t.

<3 Henna