September 2009
16 posts
How to get kicked out of Wal Mart.
1. Take someone’s shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them’s cart 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment 3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham 4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re...
Before it's too late...
Tell those you love how much they mean to you. Tell them that they are awesome. Do whatever you can to make their day that much better. Kiss your parents goodnight. Tuck your baby brother or sister into bed, for you never know when it will all just disappear.
Live your life to the fullest. Don’t waste the years of your life. A short life is a life well spent if you spend every moment doing...
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils”
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the...”
Maybe I’m just living out the same old stories in and out But you know that don’t make it easier Time will fly away with me if truth won’t stop and let me see And tell me I am to believe that you and I should never be again I’m drowning When the one you leave is the one thing you believe You say goodbye when underneath’s your one belief That love rules all, conquers all ...
Could I be preggers with Jesus?
Haha
Megan: i was in the bathroom and i dont know i left the door unlocked in case hannah or henna needed me while i peed
Henna: ohhh how nice of you megan!
In loving memory of Kelsey Morgan Bernard.
What can I say?
Kelsey is beautiful. She radiated joy and life whenever she walked in the door. She made others feel so important. I feel incredibly blessed to be able to share thoughts and converse with this wonderful girl. I remember one day my facebook status and I was upset. I barely knew her and she comforted me.
If the world was more like Kelsey, it would be a better place.
Rest in...
This poem was written by a high-schooler.
I AM A POLYGON, BECAUSE IM AM DIFFERENT EVERYTIME. I AM A GLIDE, I JUST KIND OF FLOAT ON WITH MY DAY. I AM A TECHNO BEAT, BECAUSE I AM ALLWAYS UP FOR THE PARTY. I AM A WHITE TIGER, BECAUSE I AM VERY RARE. I AM KIDS BY MGMT, BECAUSE I AM A FUN BEAT. I AM 1, BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY 1 OF ME. I AM A READ FERRARI WITH PINK RIMS AND A FUZZY STEERING WHEEL, BECAUSE IM JUST CLASSEY LIKE THAT. I AM AN...
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I took a break from tumblr. But the bitch is back…